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Come take a look - [link]
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The very existence of the flamethrower proves that somewhere, at some time, someone thought "You know, I'd really like to light those people over there on fire...but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Hika-baby comin' to you live, 24-7 at [link], where life gives you lemonade! =3
~the-zelda-club ~Zelda-OC-Club ~LinkFan-GirlClub
...yeah. old dead joke. :/
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[insert witty signature]
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Earthbound FTW!!!
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Winning the lottery is like slipping your hand into the bra of the most beautiful woman in the world, then getting it stuck and having to saw it off at the wrist.
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98% of the teenage population is cool. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
This is hilarious; keep it up.
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Father in Heaven, Hear my Prayer.
Keep me in Your Loving Care.
Be my Guide in all I do.
Bless all Those who Love me Too.
Amen.
~ A Drakenhime Family Prayer
I'm not going to ask what easter eggs seeing as the game hasnt even been released here yet, so I dont have it >
Thanks for the comment.
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Don't favorite or comment on my work. Go to my new account for that : [link]
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Didnt bring enough body-bags....
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